List of Blue Cow Potential Side Effects

• Stage 5 Cancer
• Chicken Pox
• Loss of wings gained by our competitor
• amnesia
• Hyperthermia
• Petrol Poisoning
• dehydriation due to salt content
• silica poisoning
• Arachibutyrophobia
• Acrophobia
• Nucleocellulothermophobia(fear of nuclear content of overheating cell phone)
• Sinclairdinoimpetumphobia(fear of not attacking a sinclair dino mascot)